my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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