Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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