omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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