What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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