Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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