lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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