this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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