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Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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