return my video game
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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