In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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