Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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