You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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