why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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