I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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