Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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