I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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