Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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