p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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