remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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