I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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