Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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