It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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