I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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