i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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