3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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