Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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