i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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