And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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