Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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