You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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