that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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