he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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