I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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