apparently the secret to your success is patron
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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