Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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