My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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