Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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