i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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