I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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