Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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