I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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