Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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