he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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