pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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