Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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