So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
