I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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