You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
i think i just lost a toe
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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