i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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