Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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