Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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