Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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