NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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