Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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