But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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