If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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